A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that researches causes cancer in rats.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter, since nobody listens.
I wish the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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